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How To Divorce
Us Forever
By Jake A. Wheat |
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Ok, you are here
because you want to end your relationship with us. We
understand, and while we have invested countless days and nights
trying to prove our love to you, we are big enough and strong
enough to move on without you. Of course, we will need
months of therapy, and perhaps some Prozac and maybe some sort of
crisis intervention.
We may listen to some depressing music, much down a box of Oreos,
or even lock ourselves in our bedrooms while watching "Pretty
Woman" over and over slobbing down gummi bears and crying our eyes
out.
We will survive. We will move on. We hope that you
will be happy without us, and whoever is lucky enough to have you
in the future - well, we wish you both well. We will get
custody of the kids though, ok?
We get it. Your just not that into us. Ok.
Enough, quit making it harder than it is already. Goodbye
already.
Ok, to make it final, we need you to sign our divorce form and
unsubscribe from us forever. Please do me a favor and place
your e-mail address in the box below, and make sure you enter the
one we use to contact you - or we won't be able to remove you.
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